Road rage is not just distracting; it can also be dangerous and end in an accident. As a result, it rarely ends well for either party. Instead of expressing their frustration while behind the wheel, some drivers take a safer approach: they leave a note on the windshield of the perpetrator’s car. Full of rage, these notes can be smart, witty, and hysterically funny. Here are fifteen hilarious must-see windshield notes left by motorists who were pushed to the edge by bad parking, blocked driveways, and other driving faux pas.
Now You Know
There is nothing more frustrating than driving around a cramped parking lot trying to find a space, finally spotting an available spot, and then discovering that the car next to it left no room for another car to pull in. Feeling frustrated about ending up in this situation, this driver did not hold back in commenting on the other motorist’s less-than-stellar parking job. “Park less crappily”, the note states bluntly. To avoid receiving a note like this, take an extra moment or two while parking. It will make everyone’s day much easier.
Practice Makes Perfect
This is a next-level windshield note that raises many questions. Placed alongside a photo of a turtle, the note reads, “Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it will help with your parking.” It is hard to know where to begin with this one. The note raises questions about whether the driver who left it carries colouring pages around in his or her car and hands them out to parking offenders whenever necessary. Whatever the explanation is, this note is pure gold. The motorist the note was written to probably had a good laugh upon finding it.